1. September 17, 2014

    twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

    twerk-like-dirk:

    the-winchester-initiative:

    deweydrops:

    unscrupulousneckpunch:

    buymyshirtsyo:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    How chicks put on lipstick [via]

    I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
    D:

    I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

    why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

    to feel beautiful

     
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    reblogged: ugly

     

    September 17, 2014

    (Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

     
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    reblogged: ugly

     

    September 17, 2014

    (Source: ghoustly)

     
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    reblogged: ugly

     

    September 17, 2014

    thoughtsofalexvause:

hotmesswithouthehot:

lemonmintcoughdrops:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

HUMAN

HUMAN


Omfg fUCKING HUMAN

    thoughtsofalexvause:

    hotmesswithouthehot:

    lemonmintcoughdrops:

    the-grudge-girl:

    I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

    An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

    Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

    Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

    Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

    The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

    That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

    One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

    “Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

    “The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

    I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

    HUMAN

    HUMAN

    Omfg fUCKING HUMAN

     
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    reblogged: ugly

     

    September 17, 2014

    spenceromg:

    do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

     
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    reblogged: piiiikaaachu

     

    September 17, 2014

    Pokeani 25 Day Challenge

    Day 9 First Episode You Saw: OS012 Here Comes the Squirtle Squad

     
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    reblogged: ugly

     

    September 17, 2014

    ruinedchildhood:

    Ghetto Dora the explora in the hood

     
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    reblogged: bewbin

     

    September 17, 2014

    sailorskeleton:

    fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated

     
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    reblogged: sassygrayson

     

    September 17, 2014

    memosfromlevi:

aph-lovelies:

anjelikabates:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

by being raw af

Is that Jean Kirschtein?

    memosfromlevi:

    aph-lovelies:

    anjelikabates:

    gameandwatch:

    dirtycartunes:

    wtf

    how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

    by being raw af

    Is that Jean Kirschtein?

    (Source: adrenaline-high)

     
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    reblogged: rotom-wash

     

    September 17, 2014

    shdarren:

If this isn’t a good enough reason to buy smash 4…

    shdarren:

    If this isn’t a good enough reason to buy smash 4…